Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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