dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
smell my finger.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Drunk is not a location!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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