nut hugger
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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