8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Do plants get herpes?
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