I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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