I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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