i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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