can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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