he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize