WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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