would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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