Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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