Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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