I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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