I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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