next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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