No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
