it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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