these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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