There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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