She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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