i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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