THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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