To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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