so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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