i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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