So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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