I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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