Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Is that strawberry winking at me??
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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