Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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