pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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