She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she peed on how many people?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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