If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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