Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im holly from the hills drunk
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We smell like vodka and hangover
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