I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
