i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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