You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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