Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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