did you get engaged???
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Im part way to drunk.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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