Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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