in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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