you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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