Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You were trust falling into bushes
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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