I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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