The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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