Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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