I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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