so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Randomize
