Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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