I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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