Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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