scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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